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I'm Joe Elvis. Why do people put me in a headlock?
I'm lucky to have the great people in the shots above on the show; Click down the pages on the right for details.


Heaven and Hell:  My Life as an Eagle
 

Don Felder was the guitarist that added the rockin' punch to the Eagles for decades.  Don's new book is called, 'Heaven and Hell:  My life as an Eagle.'   There's Don below on the bottom right next to Don Henley.   

Here's Don Felder and me on 1059 the Rock.    Click Here





I used to be fat and in later years sought relief at Cameltoe anonymous.
  



Here's how I became Joe Elvis. 


I love Rockin' it for the ride home.  Send me a request; 
joeelvis@1059.com.

This is me in 1988. I was the drummer in a band called Government Cheese. We hauled a 8mm film camera around for years. This song is off our album (it was an actual record album) 'Three Chords, No Waiting.'

This is 'Camping on Acid.' It doesn't promote taking acid or camping.

I Love the Trucks! Volunteer Training Center is on the Workforce!



Click here for your new driving career!  They can train you to get employed with great connections to the industry.  What a great team at Volunteer Training Center in Murfreesboro.























 


Happy 4th of July Weekend
Thursday 07-03-2008 10:37am CT
Have a safe and sober Fourth of July weekend! 



Hopefully you'll be with family and friends, or just enjoy some time off.  Maybe water ski in funky bathing suits.  Is it me, or is that John Elway?



It's a Happy Fourth of July for Kristen Henley from White House.  She is our Bunnaroo winner and picked up $300 for you voting her butt the best.  Here's her picture that you voted number one.



 Here's the lovely Kristen and Mr. Goob.



I have no butt; Just back crack and legs.  I told Kristen, "Let's square off for some Bunnaroo Smackdown."



   
No Liars Here
Wednesday 07-02-2008 8:29am CT
Jevon Kearse from the Titans just picked up a DUI at 5am.  The whole steroids deal in baseball should be dubbed the 'Liar's Club.'  How many thugs are still in jail from the NBA? 

What's their problem?  They need more time on the golf course!



Sit on the bench and make a ton of money?



Naked in the locker room?



Which golf course is your favorite to play?  Click here and tell me

We also salute Mrs. Tiger Woods.  Here's Tiger's wife Elin with some model behavior.


It's 4th of July Week!
Monday 06-30-2008 6:24am CT
Hopefully, you'll have a 3 day weekend.  Will you be traveling?  Going to throw a party?  Here's what I'm going to do.  Hang out with the Turtleman.